Two telephone related lessons

1.  When cutting down huge pieces of bamboo, be careful that they fall in a direction in which they will avoid crashing down on telephone lines.

2.  Reader, hopefully you know how to play telephone.  Well, telephone is way funnier when played in spite of a language barrier.  A four-click Zulu word became gibberish immediately, and "Jonah and the Whale" became "to know is the way."  And "I choose you, Pikachu" became "Jesus is a penguin."